I WISH she'd just stop singing with that fake American pop star accent. And her singing. Her attempts to sound deeper and sexier, to rasp as if her voice were mature. The fakeness. Even in normal speech her voice takes up that poor quality imitation of an American accent. Is that what she thinks is cool? Does it help her feel a little more like her equally pretentious friends? Does she hate her personal voice and identity that much?

It grates on me so bad. Why in the world is she pronouncing "s" as "sh" in songs? SERIOUSLY.

I DON'T WANT TO SPEND ANOTHER DAY IN THE SAME ROOM AS HER. SERIOUSLY. GET HER OUT OF MY ROOM.

I also wish she'd not act like such a purist, saying "uh I hate autotune" and the like when 100% of what she listens to is autotuned. REALLY.