My opinion of pornography?

Haha. My father just walked in on me being on Tumblr with an Avatar picture on my screen. Clearly I'm supposed to be studying so I quickly pulled the laptop lid down. And he asked me questions thinking I was looking at porn. Ha, porn. If he knew just how much the sight of naked males scares me--and indeed how absolutely horrifying I find any part of the exclusive male anatomy--he'd probably feel no need to suspect me of seeking such questionable entertainment.